What's Your Name

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and  the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...




We dare you to find your new name and use it to introduce yourself to at least one person today, or only respond to your family if they're calling you said name. Can you imagine the look on people's faces when we tell them the name of our movement isn't really See Beautiful, but Snotty Mouth? It makes us giggle..the kind of four-year-old giggle with our hands clasped over our mouths.


Secret names and giggling are a most perfect way to spend this Saturday seeing beautiful...if only our first name started with an "A" and our last name started with "X"!


Use the first letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p= doofus
q= slimy
r = loopy
s= snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuit
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

The evil Professor is kinda funny if you ask us. 

Author: Lydia Criss Mays

Founder & CEO, See Beautiful